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1. Follow them everywhere

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have Amnesia

4. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun, it's dying!!!"

5. Run into walls. Get up, scream and run into it again.

6. Have nervous breakdowns spontaneously.

7. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell, "Good morning, sunshine!!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder!

9. Run around in circles and yell, "THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!!!"

10. Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"

11. Write "I'm a Retard" on your forehead

12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe member.

14. Try to climb up a wall and when you can't, mutter, "Darn those Pixies."

15. Make weird animal noises at night and when they come to see what's wrong, pretend you're asleep.

16. Do what they tell you to do.

17. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

18. Hold their hand and whisper gravely, "I see dead people...."

19. When you're in the shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning!!!"

20. Tell them to expect grandchildren very soon and ask them about condom prices

21. After everything they say yell, "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim on the floor.

24. Tap on their bedroom door all night.

25. Trash the house and blame it on your brother or sister or ya dad or mam

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